It's my 40th birthday today

Hi Iris, my name is Medea and I want to wish you a Happy Birthday. It looks like you will have one not to forget, Blessed Be.
I went parasailing once and that was enough for me! Luckily, I went before the guy ahead of me; his sail dropped and dragged him across the turf on the plank (lack of a better word) and the sails cords knocked his family, 5 kids and wife, over backwards into Lake Champagne.


Anyway, Happy Birthday again,