A guy goes to a pet store to buy a goldfish. The salesman asks him, “Do you want an aquarium?” The guy responds, “I don’t care what star sign it is!”
I love it,must remember that!
I am gonna tell you 2 recent ones played by the great Frankie Howerd, in front of troops, at at time when you could get away with it.
What’s the difference between sexy and kinky?
For sexy you need a feather, for kinky you need a whole chicken.
I will stop if you don’t like it.
It’s very old British humour, I was in stitches when I’ve heard it!
A man just got married and tells his mate about it.
I am concerned that I won’t be able to level up.
Why don’t you get her a lodger?- the friend asked.
Weeks have passed and they meet again.
How’s your wife?-He asked.
She’s very happy, I’ve got a lodger too!
I hope they are not racy!
My friend told me one recently that made me spit out my coffee:
A man goes to the doctor for a check up.
Man: Will I be alright doc?
Doctor: You are in grave danger, Mercury is in Uranus.
Man: I don’t but in to that astrology nonsense!
Doctor: Neither do I. My thermometer broke.
Oh wow I love this!!! This made my day!! Thanks Jessica
Haha, you are welcome! She told it to me and it took me several minutes to regain composure.
My first witchy tools…
No wander why the kitty looks annoyed!
thank you ladies. I needed a laugh today!!!
Hehehe!! Mine doesn’t fit in my cauldron.
Here is one of my favorite memes.
That last one looks enough like me to make me wonder who’s taking pictures of me