I’m a Morel mushroom. 
I’m a Truffle 
I’m a chaga 
Sweet memories of an evening tantra course, where on a break the teacher brewed us a pot of chaga tea 
I had heard of it before as a powerful adaptogen, so I was curious to give it a try. I can’t really say anything about its effects (mixed in with the effects of all the exercises we did too), but it had a pleasant, mild earthy taste 
your sign is Gemini, your mushroom is: Chanterelle
Why we chose this mushroom:
Gemini is the sign of twins, duality and contradictions. Chanterelles seem like a match. They are elusive yet vibrantly colorful, worth the long wait all year to find them. For mushrooms that are available only a short time each year, they are quite versatile.
Ooh Reishi,
Reishi
If your sign is Libra, your mushroom is: Reishi
Why we chose this mushroom:
Balance is the top quality of Libra (aka the scale). That made us think of adaptogens, which help you manage your body’s stress response.* Reishi is the queen of mushrooms and traditionally believed to promote longevity.*
How to integrate it into your daily life: Our Chill Elixir combines Reishi with Holy Basil and Vervain to help you unwind naturally.*
Scorpio: October 24–November 21
If your sign is Scorpio, your mushroom is: Cordyceps
Why we chose this mushroom:
Scorpios are intense, passionate and fiery, so there was no other mushroom to consider except Cordyceps! That bright orange mushroom is a favorite among athletes — and may offer a boost in the bedroom.*
I can see how it fits - at the same time, the geek in me is having The Last of Us flashbacks 
Last of Us Mushroom gif by Artandsuchevan
This is such a fun article - thank you for sharing it, @Shadeweaver!
Aries: March 21–April 19