Subject: Hello Lovely Forum Dwellers! Meet Your Newest Resident Goofball 🌟

Hey forum friends!

:star2: Drumroll, please! :star2: Introducing the latest addition to this pixelated paradise: Crystal!!

I come in peace, armed only with a keyboard, a cup of coffee, and an ungodly amount of bad jokes. :nerd_face::coffee: Brace yourselves for the grand entrance of yours truly – the human embodiment of a pineapple pizza: a little controversial, a lot quirky, and bound to leave you with a lingering taste of “What did I just experience?” :joy::pineapple:

They say laughter is the best medicine, and I’ve made it my personal mission to be your daily dose. :tada::pill: Whether you’re a seasoned forum ninja or a newbie like me (cue the confetti for the initiation dance!), let’s embark on this wild, digital journey together. Hold onto your keyboards; it’s about to get whimsical! :rocket::musical_keyboard:

As for moi, I’m a professional over-thinker, a part-time unicorn enthusiast, and a full-time believer in the healing powers of nature and energy. If life gives you lemons, I’m the one standing by with a recipe for lemonade and a terrible pun to make it all better. :lemon::tropical_drink:

I am also a tiny human entertainer as my baby boy turned 3 in August!!! Love him!!

So, buckle up, forum fam, because you’ve just welcomed the self-proclaimed Mayor of Sillytown into your midst. Let the shenanigans commence! :performing_arts::balloon:

Ready for a sprinkle of joy in your virtual life? Hit me up for a chat, a laugh, or to debate the essential question: Is it pronounced “gif” or “jif”? (Spoiler alert: it’s definitely gif. Fight me.) :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::man_shrugging:

I am filled with joy to share my new journey with all of you, my new fam, on this new moon!!

Sending virtual hugs and high-fives your way,
Crystal :rocket::sparkles:

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Instant friend.

Hi. I’m Katerina. :wave:

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LOVE this intro!

Welcome to the coven! I am Alan and look forward to recieiving some of the joy and laughter you will be spreading!

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Hello and welcome I’m Tracy. Mad Lokean and chaos witch.

I’m with you on this :crazy_face::partying_face:

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How do I have a feeling that things are going to get even more chaotic here :joy: :boom: :birthday:

Welcome, I’m Celestia, lover of a good time NSFW and otherwise :laughing: I don’t think it even should be called pizza if there isn’t some pineapple in it :smirk: :pineapple: :pizza:

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Merry meet!

I’m Kat and am currently located in North Carolina. I found the practice over 20 years ago but lost my way for a while. I found my way home a couple of years ago and shortly thereafter found this amazing group of people!! I am a fairly eclectic Green witch with a deep interest in tarot, runes, herbalism, and moon magic. My deities are Artemis (she’s been with me since the beginning) and Hekate, a recent guide in my life.

We’re glad to have you here. :purple_heart: Make yourself comfortable, explore, and feel free to ask questions!

:herb: :bow_and_arrow: :hekate_wheel: :crescent_moon:

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I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS.

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Hi, @crystal20! I’m Amethyst from Southern West Virginia. Welcome to the forum! :infinite_roots:

Wow! You aren’t shy, are you? If anyone should get a badge for the most wonderful intro to the group, it should be you! I look forward to getting to know you!

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Hail Loki, Hail Chaos :joy:

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The ultimate test of friendship… the ananas test :joy: :pineapple:
Will you love me even if you know I’m a monster? :kissing_cat: :black_heart:

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You know I will. Multiplied by seven. :sparkles:

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You had me at “coffee”. (And never underestimate the ability to entertain small humans.)

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@crystal20 BEST INTRO EVER! :laughing::crazy_face::face_with_spiral_eyes: I love puns! Even bad ones! :grin: I love your energy! You’ll fit right in here! We all need some humor in our lives. So glad you’ve joined us! Welcome :house_with_garden:!

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Hello :hugs: and Welcome Home :infinite_roots: @crystal20

It’s nice to meet you, Crystal! My name is Marsha, and I am also an over-thinker and also very shy! :face_with_open_eyes_and_hand_over_mouth: There are a lot of us here. We could all use a sprinkle of joy! :tada: It’s great to have a tiny human entertainer here! :rofl: Welcome to the family! :people_hugging:

With love :heart: and magick :dizzy: always

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@crystal20 welcome home. My name is Devenne I’ma witch from Indiana. Love nature, demons, my family here, and reading .

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Wheeee~! 100/10 for this amazing intro! :heart: I’m Bry, one of the moderators and an Eclectic Witch- just stopping in to wish you a warm welcome, @crystal20! :partying_face:

In addition to all of your wonderful talents, interests, and lovable quirks, I can see that you are a top-notch emoji connoisseur as well :face_with_monocle: :wine_glass: Excellent :handshake: :grin:

Make yourself at home, Crystal- we’re blessed to have you here! :two_hearts:

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Welcome to the forum @crystal20 :wave:

My name is Megan and I’m one of the moderators here at Spells8 :smiling_face_with_three_hearts: It’s nice to meet you!

Oh wow, yes I agree with everyone else :joy: What a wonderful introduction - and you had me with coffee and entertainer of small children! I’m a coffee lover, too. My child isn’t small anymore (she’s almost 11) but she is still afflicted with “Mom, I’m bboooorrreeeeddd” Syndrome :rofl:

Please feel free to make yourself at home!

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great introduction! i love laughter and joy! my name is airram and i’m from greece glad you’re here
Welcome to the witch family!

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Merry meet @crystal20.
I am Stormii and its nice to meet you.
Welcome home.
Blessed :honeybee:

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