Thinking of the steam that’s in your face when you open the oven door… 
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@CelestiaMoon @starborn hahahahaha ugh I’m dying. Y’all are much needed heading into work. Love the comments. Fire witch and the steam when u open the oven door. Lmao your killing me smalls 
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@CelestiaMoon Hag out > hang out - I love this so much 
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@stavroula Of all the deities to worry about insulting, Aphrodite is towards the top of the list 
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haha isn’t that how the Trojan War started?! 
Let’s not go there… 
(I mean… I know the Trojan War is more complicated than that, but insulting Aphrodite seems like not the right thing to do lol even if the insult is indirect!)
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Haha, is it wrong that I go straight for a blur like “ooh, a blur, must be good stuff” and dive straight there?
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I’m the same. A blur catches my eye so quickly.
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In a polite society the juicy bits are always covered up
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That amazing word choice alone is also borderline NSFW. 
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I appreciate the recognition, this is my favorite art form
Even if it means I’m not going to get any presents this year
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I hope you like the taste of blood
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Bahahaha the witchtok one.
I’ve talked to Etsy sellers who say they experience the same and have to spend so much time and energy on protection. I wish it wasn’t so much drama for them. 
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For sure. It’s annoying all the scammers. Lucifer told me all the companions I got are actually empty vessels there’s no spirits attached. That’s what he told me when I asked so idk… I have the song from the last videos in my head singing it my cat he’s all riled up following me lol." It bounce when she walk it clap when she walks" I love her videos. Smoking hot even in the git up. She hilarious tho. Just binged her videos
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Haha, well, it started because Paris did not want to insult her. She got the apple after all 
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I know this isn’t witchy but it’s funny.
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